soap-fetish:

If you want a girl with a booty but you can’t handle a little tummy then you can get right the fuck outta my face


Yeah when you get the hang of it, dancing is like the most fun thing in the world. When you know what to do. But in the lead up to it is the most frustrating thing. I never wanted to quit something so much. (x)

(Source: loverly-awkward)

tentacletherapissed:

In Case Any Of You Have Doubts About This Fact

(Also the hilarious case of crackers crying about racism due to it)

(Source: vintagethriftyprincess)

tentacletherapissed:

In Case Any Of You Have Doubts About This Fact

(Also the hilarious case of crackers crying about racism due to it)

(Source: vintagethriftyprincess)

(Source: salykbayeva)


Will you go out with me again?

(Source: lookatthelights)

mihlayn:

new zealand’s finest

wildcas:

"Walk while you have the light, before darkness overtakes you."

worldofthecutestcuties:

Put my son to sleep in his new onesie, woke up to a bear raiding my drawers.


clarknokent:

residentgoodgirl:

little jaden looks so pleased with himself

The joke was hilarious and at the same time profound